In the beginning, there was only a brick wall. But deep within this emtyness, there was a vast presence. This vast presence was Jamesius, the

powerful god of stuff. After many rewrites, Jamesius created the first page with the flick of a finger, and let loose upon it crappy art, and

thus was born the wall, and thus the first age.

Things were as they were intended for many a page visit, but soon, a powerful being, born from amung the stars, awoke from slumber to seek his

place upon the wall. Jamesius saw this new being as a challenge to his power, and thus plotted--he would enslave him, Hussoddan as self-

proclaimed, and use him to his own advantage. With the help of Hussoddan, Jamesius unleashed upon the wall the javascript galory, and thus was

the second age.

For many more views things were as this, but the fates would not have it so. Far beyond the world, in a dark and sinister relme called RL where

the two admins resided, a plan of the most epic proportions was being made over MSN. After many a plotting and skeeming, the tutorials were

sent forth to reek havoc upon the wall. It was said that upon that day, a heavenly voice born of the heavens screamed to the wall, "Cry havoc,

and let slip the guides of war!", and the skies darkened, and from the clouds fell anime-drawing tutorials to prey upon the world. Thus was the

third age.

Such was the state of the wall and all its bricks for many generations. Yet still, the fates would not have it so--for soon, a great disaster

hit the wall. A raging fire from among the codes themselves came down upon the wall, and with savage ferosity consumed it in a mighty flash of

brilliance. The admins were not without mercy, however, and a new wall was constructed on a different host. However, the wall went through 40

hells and 40 changes before it was settled, with a new layout and navigation system. Such were the events of the fourth age.

The fifth age saw the expansion and advance of the wall, now renamed to the "Rosasecta", as the admins brought upon it the knowledge of PHP--

and thus the text-based log in system was born, along with the guestbook. And so was the fifth age, the age of advance.

A short time after, the inhabitance of RosaSecta, as named, were brought the knowledge of MYSql, a gift from the heavens to replace the old

text-file systems of the people. The people cried and laughed with joy, thanking the admins, and began to use the gift in the way they thought

would please the creaters the most--to update the account system, and to add submissions. And so there were accounts, and there were

submissions, and the 6th age was, and it was called "V 2.o".

In the seventh age, and the last, thus named "V 3.o", was the biggest advance in the history of the wall and Rosasecta--work was continued with

the MYSql, while JavaScript was applied to the navigation, and it was called awsome. The 7th age saw the rise of three great people--first was

the rise of tbpobscure and her great tales of horor and mystery--then rose Simo, with his songs of gold and glory, and haikus of epic

randomness. Lastly, there was the rise of Hussain, a manifestation of Hussoddan himself, who wroght wonderful poetry upon the world, songs to

please the ears of all.
And thus was the 7th age, and thus it shall be, till the end of time.